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Old 02-25-2011, 02:38 PM
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some funny stuff
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Old 02-25-2011, 07:08 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
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OH MAN....thats some funny stuff right there!
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Questions sent to a Vancouver newspaper regarding the 2010 winter olympics, and the unofficial answers...

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? (England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see polar bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much youíve been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto Ė can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, itís only four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So itís true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATMís (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: What, did your last slave die?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your northÖ oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is north in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and weíll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boysí Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which isÖoh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE donít stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. Itís a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: Itís called a moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first
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Old 03-02-2011, 11:55 AM
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And they call us ignorant hillbillies here in Alberta...
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And they call us ignorant hillbillies here in Alberta...
bored at work its lunch time...... f*k its cold lol
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"Live the Sheen Dream"
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Booooogers!!!
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OH MAN! That's why I LOVE this forum. Thanks for the chuckles y'all. Informative and educational!
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OMG would people give it up with fucking Charlie Sheen already. Yes, the guy is a god. Yes, this whole thing is entertaining. BUT the guy has been doing this for years.
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Old 03-04-2011, 01:09 PM
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Charley Sheen....so cool even Chuck Norris says "Damn that dude is cool"
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