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JasonC 02-25-2011 12:40 PM

Bored @ Work Chat
 
So what's everyone up to?

JasonC 02-25-2011 12:57 PM

Amazon woman

http://www.predator-performance.com/...arrdec0677.jpg

Genesis1 02-25-2011 01:10 PM

Just hanging out...better tuck it back in lol. Thats a big bitch isnt she! 6" heels help alot too though

JasonC 02-25-2011 01:24 PM

haha nice. Just been checking out other car forums and their rice threads. This one is pretty good for a few laughs:

http://www.8thcivic.com/forums/garag...-you-beat.html

Genesis1 02-25-2011 01:38 PM

I just love the "laugh at rice " threads, its amazing what some guys think is cool!!

JasonC 02-25-2011 01:38 PM

This is the first time I've seen these:

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i4...2/100_0377.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...r86/cap164.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ricealtima.jpg

Genesis1 02-25-2011 01:54 PM

There is some quality workmanship that has been put into some of the spoilers and body kits...just very poor designs.

BHbomber 02-25-2011 02:14 PM

Love the amazon woman....legs go all the way up and make an ass of themselves!!!

Genesis1 02-25-2011 02:20 PM

Yep!! Not much on the face...or the manhands....could be a he-she?

JasonC 02-25-2011 02:31 PM

From "23 of the worst jokes you'll ever hear"... some of em are kinda funny

1. Two blondes walk into a building........ .. you'd think at least
one of them would have seen it

2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy
marijuana, press the hash key..."

3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
couldn't find any.

5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks
are too high."

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.

7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".

8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.

10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his
head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'. "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." 'Is it common?' "It's not unusual."

13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have
a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he
checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put
him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy".

14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck
up my backside." "...How's that?"
"Don't you start."

15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?" I said "Sure. You look great ... the world's your
oyster ... go for it."

18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5
people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or
my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu?
But I think its Colin.

19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The
other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"

20. Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery
acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off.

21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving
today." They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking
Fine.' "So that was nice of them."

22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in
several places". The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore".
"Doctor, doctor when I bend my arm like this it hurts." "Well don't
do it!"

23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a
small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search
and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that
number to climb as digging continues into the night.

Here's my contribution:

What's a pirate's favorite car? Integra Type ARRRR !!!


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